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[sanguinescry]

Lydia Martin

GENDER: Female
AGE: 18
SEEKING: Friends, Cuddle Buddy, Dating, Friends with Benefits, Long-term relationship
EXTRA: I've never needed one of these things before, so...I think this is just supposed to be short and sweet? I'm very into science, snuggles, and fashion. Confidence is sexy, make sure you have it and flaunt it. ♥

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Comments

[akatheflash]

I don't know, I'm just not getting a dedicated vibe from you and this is very serious business. You understand.

See, this is what I'm talking about. No dedication to the science of snuggling. My hopes were so high... :(

[sanguinescry]

Well, you should get to know me a little better. I happen to be a very dedicated individual. Hence, preference toward informed decisions. It's always the best place to start.

Oh, that's how it's gonna be? I'm hurt.

[akatheflash]

Well if you want an to make an informed decision you need to pass initiation first. You should stop digging for special treatment, the Board isn't going to think very highly of that at all.

I mean, I guess we could give you a chance? It really depends on how skilled you are at snuggling in the first place.

[sanguinescry]

That sounds suspect as hell and I think you know it. :P

I don't mean to brag, but I'm the best damn snuggler you'll ever meet, so...

[akatheflash]

Wow, first you ask for my help and then you pretty much tell me that I'm too suspicious. I don't even know what you want anymore, Lydia.

Um, no. That's just straight up false, because I'm the best damn snuggler I've ever met.

[sanguinescry]

I don't know what to tell you, honey.

Well...you've never met me in person, so both of us are still giving accurate and truthful statements.

[akatheflash]

Maybe you should tell me what you want, honey. Was that too bold, like, jackass bold or was that good, I don't do this Lydia I don't know

Alright, alright, fair enough. There's only one way to settle this, and as a fellow scientist I think you know what that is. Test the hypothesis that I'm a better snuggler than you.

[sanguinescry]

Well, that was unexpected. I want to prove that in the best snuggler and then gloat about the fact that you turned the best snuggler potentially against Snuggle Science by being so cagey about it. That's what I want, Barry.

[akatheflash]

Alright so then yes, that was good? No freaking way Sounds like a lot of talk for someone who's about to get schooled in proper snuggle techniques.

Your place or mine Wow, that sounds just as skeevy as people make it out to be We need a location for our Snugglescapades so we're not interrupted mid-execution.

[sanguinescry]

Well, somebody's confident. Mmm, that's a good point. Your room or mine? Or did you have somewhere else in mind?

[akatheflash]

You told me to flaunt it, don't be surprised when I actually do. How the hell am I going to keep this up in person?? Spock if you can hear me, help me

We can do mine. I'd suggest somewhere else but honestly, I don't trust snuggle spaces that I haven't been around for at least 24 hours. Privacy is essential, obviously.

[sanguinescry]

I'm not surprised. I'm impressed.

Okay, where's your room?