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[sanguinescry]

Lydia Martin

GENDER: Female
AGE: 18
SEEKING: Friends, Cuddle Buddy, Dating, Friends with Benefits, Long-term relationship
EXTRA: I've never needed one of these things before, so...I think this is just supposed to be short and sweet? I'm very into science, snuggles, and fashion. Confidence is sexy, make sure you have it and flaunt it. ♥

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[troubledrogue]

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In fact, let me do it twice.

[sanguinescry]

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That totally works for me.

[akatheflash]

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You're never going to return this so

Fun fact, touch is actually the last of our senses to deteriorate with old age which means that snuggling isn't only enjoyable but the most universal way to communicate across age barriers.

I actually have a degree in Snuggle Science.

[sanguinescry]

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( Okay that was kind of cute, if a little cheesy. )

Snuggle Science, huh? Is that a fact?

[akatheflash]

No way

It's totally a fact! I take my work very seriously, a lot of studies have been conducted. Sacrifices were made.

I'm Barry.

[sanguinescry]

Wow, what kind of studies? That sounds fascinating.

Nice to meet you, Barry. I'm Lydia, but it says it on the thing, I guess.

[akatheflash]

Very professional Snuggle Studies. I'm not supposed to talk about it until the results are published, but Snuggies were also involved. Only for the control group.

Does it? Oh. Oh, right, yeah, it does.

I knew that. I was just making sure that it worked.

That my name worked.

On the thing, not as a name, obviously it works as a name, it's not the best but I've gotten used to it. It's a title, people say it and I look around, so it serves its purpose.

...Lydia is a pretty name.

[ Don't mind him as he sets his phone down to shove his head into a microwave, Lydia. ]

[sanguinescry]

Not even a little hint?

( ...wow. )

Thank you very much :)

[akatheflash]

[ He know Lydia, alright? He knows. ]

If I gave you a hint that would be pretty blatant favoritism, and that's heavily frowned upon in the scientific snuggle community. I have my career to think of here, scientists don't play favorites, Miss Martin.

[sanguinescry]

Well, what if it wasn't favoritism so much as mentoring? Maybe I want to be a Snuggle Scientist; you don't know.

[akatheflash]

Do you want to be a Snuggle Scientist? That's a very serious commitment, it takes four years to just get your basic Snuggle Certification and then you need to clock in all of the shadowing hours...

If you're looking for a mentor, though, I might be able to move my schedule around?

[sanguinescry]

Maybe I do. I like to be fully informed before I dive into serious commitments, though, so...I guess if you don't want to tell me about it, I'll never know if Snuggle Science is for me and I'll just have to stick with Astrophysics and Biochem.

Yeah? Well how can you mentor me if you can't tell me more?

[akatheflash]

I'm disappointed, Lydia. This kind of wishy-washy dedication is why Snuggle Science isn't considered as a real field of research. You're damaging the cause. My vote is for Biochem, it's way better and of course I'm not biased.

There's an initiation. I can't just tell you unless you pass initiation.

[sanguinescry]

Excuse you very much, it is not wishy-washy to want to make an informed decision.

Rude.

[akatheflash]

I don't know, I'm just not getting a dedicated vibe from you and this is very serious business. You understand.

See, this is what I'm talking about. No dedication to the science of snuggling. My hopes were so high... :(

[sanguinescry]

Well, you should get to know me a little better. I happen to be a very dedicated individual. Hence, preference toward informed decisions. It's always the best place to start.

Oh, that's how it's gonna be? I'm hurt.

[akatheflash]

Well if you want an to make an informed decision you need to pass initiation first. You should stop digging for special treatment, the Board isn't going to think very highly of that at all.

I mean, I guess we could give you a chance? It really depends on how skilled you are at snuggling in the first place.

[sanguinescry]

That sounds suspect as hell and I think you know it. :P

I don't mean to brag, but I'm the best damn snuggler you'll ever meet, so...

[akatheflash]

Wow, first you ask for my help and then you pretty much tell me that I'm too suspicious. I don't even know what you want anymore, Lydia.

Um, no. That's just straight up false, because I'm the best damn snuggler I've ever met.

[sanguinescry]

I don't know what to tell you, honey.

Well...you've never met me in person, so both of us are still giving accurate and truthful statements.

[akatheflash]

Maybe you should tell me what you want, honey. Was that too bold, like, jackass bold or was that good, I don't do this Lydia I don't know

Alright, alright, fair enough. There's only one way to settle this, and as a fellow scientist I think you know what that is. Test the hypothesis that I'm a better snuggler than you.

[sanguinescry]

Well, that was unexpected. I want to prove that in the best snuggler and then gloat about the fact that you turned the best snuggler potentially against Snuggle Science by being so cagey about it. That's what I want, Barry.

[akatheflash]

Alright so then yes, that was good? No freaking way Sounds like a lot of talk for someone who's about to get schooled in proper snuggle techniques.

Your place or mine Wow, that sounds just as skeevy as people make it out to be We need a location for our Snugglescapades so we're not interrupted mid-execution.

[sanguinescry]

Well, somebody's confident. Mmm, that's a good point. Your room or mine? Or did you have somewhere else in mind?

[akatheflash]

You told me to flaunt it, don't be surprised when I actually do. How the hell am I going to keep this up in person?? Spock if you can hear me, help me

We can do mine. I'd suggest somewhere else but honestly, I don't trust snuggle spaces that I haven't been around for at least 24 hours. Privacy is essential, obviously.